So today I was replacing the year sticker on my boat registration numbers on the hull. I needed something to help peel the old sticker off and decided my ATM card would be perfect. Somehow while removing the second sticker the card jumped out of my hand and into Lake Michigan. With the water clarity and the glittery chip on the card I could see it descending for a surprisingly long time. I suggested to my wife she should dive in a get it as she's an excellent open water swimmer, she disagreed.
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Better to use your atm card than your boatus unlimited on the water towing card.

Maybe wife needs a wetsuit and some fins

Sinking debt!

lol

Looks like some fish got some new wheels. A caddy. And they thank you.

That card in Lake Michigan would be called cold cash.

I found American Express is the best card for that. When you break it they overnight one back to you. Bank takes a week, license costs money and requires a trip to the bmv.