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Old 11-07-2002, 11:30 AM
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A father put his daughter to bed and listened to her prayers. She ended by
saying: "God Bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye
grandpa." The father asked: "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" _The little
girl said: "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing _to do." The
next day, grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later, the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers, which went like this: "God bless mommy, God _bless daddy and
good-bye grandma." The next day, the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought
the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later, the father heard his daughter say: "God bless mommy and
good-bye daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night
and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. _He was nervous as a
cat all day, had lunch sent in, and watched the clock. _He figured if he
could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so
instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking
coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally, when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.
When he got home his wife said: "I've never seen you work so late, what's
the matter?" He said: "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the
worst day of my life." She said: "You think you had a bad day? _You'll never
believe what happened to me! This morning, the milkman dropped dead on our
porch!"
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