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Old 11-21-2002, 10:12 AM
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10 reasons love can be cruel:

(10) He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

(9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

(8) He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.

(7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen.

(6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

(5) He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

(4) Priest said... 'I don' t think you will ever find another man like your late husband.
She said... 'Who's gonna look?

(3) He said... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.

(2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

And the number 1 reason....................

(1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said...I would, but you said not to call you at work.

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OUCH!

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LOL

 
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Old 11-21-2002, 04:29 PM
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i get called all the time at work......
 
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i get called all the time at work......

again,,, OUCH !!!!!!!!
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now i understand why.... everytime i try to use the flashlight the batteries are dead.!
 
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Sorry Guys,
I liked it !

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