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Old 08-21-2003, 10:50 AM
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A man walks into the closet to speak to his wife while
she is rummaging through her clothes and asks her what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six
again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright
and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear,
everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park,
her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to
a Burger King they went, where her husband ordered her a Double Whopper along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake!

Then it was off to a movie-the latest epic, and hot
dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous
adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed.

he leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what
was it like being six again?" One eye opened.

"You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening,
he's still gonna get it wrong.

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Old 08-21-2003, 10:54 AM
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so sad
but so true
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Ha ha ha that is soooo true!
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