O.T.-Why aren't you married?
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Talking from experience, my wife is a good wife and mother. I can get a little crazy at times and she is the one who keeps trying to hold it together. With that said if/when I finally blow it again, I will never get married again.
There is no other living creature on this planet that spends it's entire adult life with the same "thing".
Why as the smartest, most sophisticated creature do we get roped into this?
There is no other living creature on this planet that spends it's entire adult life with the same "thing".
Why as the smartest, most sophisticated creature do we get roped into this?
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What is the proper age to get married?
"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
-Judy, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"
-Tom, age 5
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-Mike, age 10
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
-Jim, age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
-Kally, age 9
The Great Debate: Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!"
-Lynette, age 9
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
-Kenny, age 7
Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
-Jan, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
-Harlen, age 8
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."
-Andrew, age 6
-Judy, age 8
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"
-Tom, age 5
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
-Mike, age 10
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
-Jim, age 10
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
-Kally, age 9
The Great Debate: Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!"
-Lynette, age 9
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
-Kenny, age 7
Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
-Jan, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
-Harlen, age 8
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."
-Andrew, age 6
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You just have to find the right girl, the first one I was married too just didn't understand. Eight years single and searching found one that did, we've done everything together, street roddin, harleys, motorhomes, drag racing, and now boats and a 2nd home on the lake. She's never questioned any purchase or even asked why, she just smiles and enjoys whatever we do together. Just keep looking and testing them out (thats the good part) and maybe if your lucky enough you'll find one like mine. Eighteen years together and I'm still the luckiest guy in the world.