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Old 12-11-2002, 03:53 PM
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That' s good one!!!!
 
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Old 12-11-2002, 04:08 PM
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Exactly!
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Old 12-11-2002, 04:53 PM
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ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-11-2002, 06:40 PM
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Now THAT is funny.....

Been there done that !!
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Old 12-11-2002, 10:33 PM
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In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.
- Charles, Count Talleyrand

There goes the famous good time that was had by all.
- Bette Davis

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.
- Frederic Raphael

She should get a divorce and settle down.
- Jack Parr

That woman speaks eight languages and can't say "no" in any of them.
- Dorothy Parker

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
- Dorothy Parker

Ducking for apples - change one letter and it's the story of my life.
- Dorothy Parker

Too ******* busy, and vice versa.
- Dorothy Parker

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.
- Mae West

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong.
- Mae West

She entered the Sex Olympics and they said "Sorry, no professionals."

A penny for your thoughts...$20 to act it out.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your husband wants to screw me.

Her mouth is dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.

She's had so many sailors her lips are in sync with the tide.

Her jeans are so tight, you can tell if her small change is heads or tails.

Her sexual inhibitions are tied with a slip knot.
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Old 12-11-2002, 10:51 PM
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T T T soooo funny
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