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Old 12-10-2002, 09:41 PM
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"You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
> > Me neither."
> > Steve Martin
> >
> > "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
> > have a good partner, you'd
> > better have a good hand."
> > Woody Allen
> >
> > "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for
> > a date on Saturday night."
> > Rodney Dangerfield
> >
> > "There are a number of mechanical devices
> > which increase sexual arousal,
> > particularly in women. Chief among these is the
> > Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
> > Lynn Lavner
> >
> > "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with
> > a rope."
> > Camille Paglia
> >
> > "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
> > The other eight are
> > unimportant."
> > George Burns
> >
> > "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
> > fake a whole
> > relationships."
> > Sharon Stone
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> > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me
> > a son-of-a-*****."
> > Jack Nicholson
> >
> >
> > "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning
> > to rip out a man's genitals
> > through his wallet."
> > Robin Williams
> >
> >
> > "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need
> > a place."
> > Billy Crystal
> >
> >
> > "According to a new survey, women say they feel
> > more comfortable undressing
> > in front of men than they do undressing in front of
> > other women. They say
> > that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men
> > are just grateful."
> > Robert De Niro
> >
> >
> > "There's a new medical crisis.
> > Doctors are reporting that many men are
> > having allergic reactions to latex
> > condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So
> > what's the problem?"
> > Dustin Hoffman
> >
> >
> > "There's very little advice in men's
> > magazines, because men think, I know
> > what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
> > Jerry Seinfeld
> >
> >
> > "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find
> > a woman I don't like and
> > just give her a house."
> > Rod Stewart
> >
> >
> >
> > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and
> > a penis, and only enough
> > blood to run one at a time."
> > Robin Williams
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How true.
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I need to meet ROD STEWART!!!
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LMAO
especially Steve Martin's comment.
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after the day i had i needed that
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