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HyperBaja 12-28-2002 10:18 AM

saw this at puttin bay- "Rehab Is For Quitters"

Waterfoul 12-28-2002 10:27 AM

On the back of an early 80's chevy pickup, yellow, lifted, dual exhaust out the back (was crooked of course, one pointing down, etc...), small winter tires on it. Big summer tires in the back.....net tailgate, Jeff Gordon NASCAR flag waving from the passenger window, NRA sticker in the back window,

On the passenger side of the bumper:

Gun control means using two hands

On the drivers side of the bumper:

Gun control means hitting what your aiming at.


Somehow, I just believe this guy was 100% serious!!!!!!:eek:

Waterfoul 12-28-2002 10:36 AM

On the back of an early 80's chevy pickup, yellow, lifted, dual exhaust out the back (was crooked of course, one pointing down, etc...), small winter tires on it. Big summer tires in the back.....net tailgate, Jeff Gordon NASCAR flag waving from the passenger window, NRA sticker in the back window,

On the passenger side of the bumper:

Gun control means using two hands

On the drivers side of the bumper:

Gun control means hitting what your aiming at.


Somehow, I just believe this guy was 100% serious!!!!!!:eek:

burtandnancy 12-28-2002 11:20 AM

before license plate brackets we used to put our phrases on T-shirts; My favorite was:
Sex is only dirty,
When you do it right.

cigarette1 12-28-2002 12:09 PM

Pray for Whirled Peas

:)

Tbonepmp 12-28-2002 12:48 PM

1.) F*** OFF! I HAVE ENOUGH FRIENDS!
2.) DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER!
3.) COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP!
4.) THE CLASSIC, "MY KID BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT"
5.) COWGIRLS LIKE IT ROUGH!
6.) FORD
FOUND ON ROAD DEAD
FIRST ON RACE DAY.. ETC..ETC
7.) PLAIN AND SIMPLE STICKERS
EAT ME!
BITE ME!
F*** YOU!
F*** OFF!
BLOW ME!
8.) THESE COLORS DON'T RUN
9.) I SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO CARRY > THOSE ARE ALWAYS SCARY!

10.) I DO WHAT THE LITTLE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO
>>> AS YOU CAN TELL THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUMPER STICKER WEIRDOS AROUND HERE, ESPECIALLY IN THE CITY!

Waterfoul 12-28-2002 01:39 PM

I also like the one Mean Dean Ferry sent me a while back:

I like Manatees.......with mashed potatoes and gravy!


Then there's the other ones:

I like cats, they taste like chicken
Cats, the other white meat

Intolerant1 12-28-2002 04:31 PM

Knew a guy with a great license plate that slipped by the DMV.
URAJAG on the back of a blown tubbed Vette. It eventually was recalled by the DMV.

FRMULTR 12-29-2002 09:27 AM

Personal favorite...If your looking for cat and can't find it, look under my tire.

12-29-2002 12:20 PM

KEEP HONKING WHILE I RELOAD


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