This is on my truck. Cuts down on tailgaters.;)

My Priest Molested your Honor Student

Foul......."Cats, the other white meat"....WUHAHAHAHAHAHAH............WUUUUUUHHHAHAH AHAHAHAAAA

That is a beauty!!!!!!:D :D :D

I also love the one Tbone put up, my kid kicked the crap outta your honor student....:D

Keep honking while I reload!!!!!!!!!! WUHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Great stuff guys, I'm laughing like a one armed trucker in a fish fileting contest...........;) :D :D

Some others:
If *******s could fly, this place would be an airport.

So many battered women and I'm still eating mine plain.

If you're really into exercise, why don't you take a F%#king hike.

Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing.

Silly ***, dix are for chix.

Never trust anything that bleads for 3 days and doesn't die.

Give a man a fish.....he will eat for a day.....


teach a man to fish.....he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day:D

"DOG IS MY CO-PILOT"

On the back of a jacked up truck...If you can't stop, smile as you go under!

Welcome to Lake George, now go HOME!

Offshore Racers Like it Rough!

'Saw one the other day which quickly became my favorite (I live in the belly of the beast---Kennedy country):

"My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy":D :D

Another of my favorite sayings (not yet on a bumper sticker):

"Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming silverware for Rosie O'Donnel's obesity":D :D

And I don't even own a gun. 'Thinking about getting one, though, just to exercise the right to do so (while we still can). 'Not to mention the fun of pissing off the liberals.:D