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Old 12-31-2002, 10:23 AM
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Man approaches to greet a new neighbor who is just moving into the house next door and asks what he does for a living.
Neighbor 1: I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning.
Man: Deductive reasoning? What is that?
Neighbor 1: Let me give you an example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog.
Man: That's right.
Neighbor 1: The fact that you have a dog, leads me to deduce that you have a family.
Man: Right again.
Neighbor 1: Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife.
Man: Correct.
Neighbor 1: And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual.
Man: Yup.
Neighbor 1: That is deductive reasoning.
Man: Cool.
.....Later that same day...
Man: Hey I was talking to that new neighbor next door.
Neighbor 2: Is he a nice guy?
Man: Yes, and he has an interesting job.
Neighbor 2: Oh, yeah? What does he do?
Man: He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University.
Neighbor 2: Deductive reasoning? What's that?
Man: Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?
Neighbor 2: No.
Man: ***got.


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too funny!
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Makes sense to me
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One day little Bobby walked into the kitchen where his mother was holding his hands together.. He said She said "Yes honey there is" Little Bobby then peaked in his hands and then asked "Is there girl bumble bees?" Well thinking that little Bobby was going to start asking questions about sex...she turned to him & said "No honey, there's just boy bumble bees" Bobby looked in hands again then slapped them together & said "******* queers"
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