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Old 01-18-2003, 05:41 PM
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A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings
the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy
goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking
pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I
signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings there
and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and
now I'm
just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.
The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why
on earth are you selling him so cheap?" The owner replies, "He's just a
big liar. He didn't do any of that ****"
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Old 01-18-2003, 06:00 PM
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at least mine smiles when he lies
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yes an "appooootchie"
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yes an "appooootchie"
Now THAT is funny!!!!! LOL!!!!
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