Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
> >
> > The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
> > table,
> > because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
> >
> > The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
> > Everything
> > inside them is color coded."
> >
> > The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
> > everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
> >
> > The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
> > workers...those
> > guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
> > and
> > when the job takes longer than you said it would."
> >
> > But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
> > wrong.
> > Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
> > no
> > brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."