>Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I looked over to my
>right
>and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kilometres per hour with
>her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked
>away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in
>my
>lane, still working on that makeup!!!
>
>It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
>knocked
>the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
>straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
>knocked
>my cell phone from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
>splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream,
>which
>made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and
>DISCONNECTED
>AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!!
>
>DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!

Been there, done that.................

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!

BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, LMAO

Big Jim and the round twins

I'm sure there is a "list" somewhere that some wasted college students put together one night, that contains a grin-fest worth of descriptive terms for "big Jim and the round twins."

Now, don't start.....