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Old 02-20-2003, 12:14 PM
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Talking driving joke

>Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I looked over to my
>right
>and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 kilometres per hour with
>her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked
>away for a couple seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over in
>my
>lane, still working on that makeup!!!
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>It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
>knocked
>the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
>straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
>knocked
>my cell phone from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
>splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream,
>which
>made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and
>DISCONNECTED
>AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!!
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>DAMN WOMAN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-20-2003, 01:29 PM
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Old 02-20-2003, 01:48 PM
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Been there, done that.................

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!
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BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, LMAO
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Old 02-20-2003, 01:58 PM
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Big Jim and the round twins

I'm sure there is a "list" somewhere that some wasted college students put together one night, that contains a grin-fest worth of descriptive terms for "big Jim and the round twins."

Now, don't start.....
 
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