ok, lets hear it.... best pick up line
04-26-2003, 06:56 PM
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I met my soon to be wife using this one....I was told this one by a hot chick right before a Kentucky home hoops game.
Three black ladies all go to the same hair dresser.
It just so happens all three are at the hair dresser at the same time and all three of them happen to be dating men named LeRoy.
As you can imagine, it very confusing for the hair dressers to keep straight which LeRoy belongs to which woman.
One of the hair dressers has a stroke of brilliance and suggests they temporaily rename each of the LeRoys after a soft drink to keep them with the correct woman.
The first woman says "I'll name my Leroy 7-up because he's got seven inches and he sure can get it up."
The second woman said "I'll name my LeRoy Mountain-Dew, because he can mount me and girlfriend he sure can do me."
The third woman said "I'll name me LeRoy Jack Daniels"
The hair dresser quickly interrups "Jack Daniels ain't no softdrink thats Hard Liquor."
The woman says "Thats my LeRoy!"
(it tells better if you talk like a black woman)
Everytime I've told that joke to a chick I've gotten a good laugh...
Three black ladies all go to the same hair dresser.
It just so happens all three are at the hair dresser at the same time and all three of them happen to be dating men named LeRoy.
As you can imagine, it very confusing for the hair dressers to keep straight which LeRoy belongs to which woman.
One of the hair dressers has a stroke of brilliance and suggests they temporaily rename each of the LeRoys after a soft drink to keep them with the correct woman.
The first woman says "I'll name my Leroy 7-up because he's got seven inches and he sure can get it up."
The second woman said "I'll name my LeRoy Mountain-Dew, because he can mount me and girlfriend he sure can do me."
The third woman said "I'll name me LeRoy Jack Daniels"
The hair dresser quickly interrups "Jack Daniels ain't no softdrink thats Hard Liquor."
The woman says "Thats my LeRoy!"
(it tells better if you talk like a black woman)
Everytime I've told that joke to a chick I've gotten a good laugh...
Last edited by jdnca1; 04-26-2003 at 07:08 PM.
12-17-2003, 10:05 AM
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A college aquaintence of mine from Boston would come up with some creative stuff. After becoming severely impaired, he would often be overheard muttering the words, and try to say with your best Boston accent, "Yo Baby, you wann fvck?"
...I've never seen anyone get smacked more than him.
...I've never seen anyone get smacked more than him.
