BigDaddy96

oldie but a goodie....

> > Your name must be Daisy, because I have the
> incredible urge to plant you right here!
> >
> > Your body's name must be visa, because it's
> everywhere I want to be.
> >
> > Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
> money?
> >
> > I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
> your BedRock.
> >
> > I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm
> the only one talking to you.
> >
> > My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it
> keeps going and going....

> > Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your
> Burger King; you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
> >
> > I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears
> that someone beat me to it.
> >
> > I enjoy doing maintenance; you look like someone I
> would like to "tinker" around with.
> >
> > If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you
> would be McGorgeous.
> >
> > I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart,
> so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
> >
> > If you're going to regret this in the morning, we
> can sleep until the
> > afternoon.
> >
> > Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
> >
> > If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town.
> >
> > Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem
> to have lost mine.
> >
> > I look good on you.
> >
> > I'm new in town, could I have directions to your
> house?
> >
> > If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right
> leg Christmas, could I visit you between the Holidays?
> >
> > You look like a girl that has heard every line in
> the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
> >
> > I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
> >
> > You might not be the best looking girl here, but
> beauty is only a light switch away.
> >
> > Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?
> >
> > I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
> >
> > The word for the night is legs; let's go back to
> my room and spread the word.
> >
> > I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
> I think he went into this cheap motel room.
> >
> > Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great
> melons.
> >
> > The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that
> there's more room for your tongue.

wwwTOPDJcom

Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

Sydwayz

iTrader: (1)

A fav of the past:

"You got any Italian in you?"
"You want some?"

bucky

Hey honey, here is some aspirin.
But I don't have a head ache.
Good, lets ****.

TEAMBAJA

(For the fat chicks)


Hey Baby, how about some coffee with them rolls!

formula31

Excuse me for staring, but you have given me such a hard-on I dont have enough skin left to blink.

florida gator

Nice dress. Bet it would look great on my bedroom floor.

I'ld like to talk to you tommorow. Should I get your number or just roll over in the morning?

THRILLSEEKER

Tell her "I bet your panties match my sheets" if she says how do you know then say "I dont but there is only one way to find out"

If she says I am not wearing any then say "Good I guess that means that we can f#ck on the couch"

26scarab

"Can I paint your face ? "

"Do you take Visa ?"

" Will you consider a mercy %uck ?"


Actually any of the pickup lines that I've used I don't remember because I had to be so drunk just to use them !
I know some of them worked , I sorta remember going to a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert (we had a suite) and waking up the next morning in a different country (Canada) with some chick with really huge boobs

CJC

This line must be used in conjunction with "the look".......

-You don't know it yet, but you love me.



PLEASE USE CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last time I used that line, was the LAST time I used that line.

.......she ended up being my wife