OT: Hump Day Humor Classic !!!
07-23-2003 | 09:18 AM
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OT: Hump Day Humor Classic !!!
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I noticed, too late, a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
Sure enough, the cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,"What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What's.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."
The ticket - - $ 95.00
The look on his face - - PRICELESS
Sure enough, the cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,"What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."
The cop said "What's.....a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot a$$hole?"
I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."
The ticket - - $ 95.00
The look on his face - - PRICELESS
Last edited by Risk Taker; 07-23-2003 at 09:46 AM.
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07-23-2003 | 11:13 AM
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