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Old 08-07-2003, 12:38 PM
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How to bathe a cat
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>1. Thoroughly clean toilet.
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>2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
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>3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
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>4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on
>top,
>so cat cannot escape.
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>5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds.
>(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet; cat is enjoying this.)
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>6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,
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>which is quite
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>effective.
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>7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from
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> toilet as possible and
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>quickly lift both lids.
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>8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,
>where he will air
>dry.
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> Sincerely,
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> The Dog
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Funny joke, but please re-format the text (remove the ">" and line feeds) before you post it.

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