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Old 08-13-2003 | 05:50 PM
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If you ever come to a Local Philly Bar Hi-Perf -2000 is usually under the bar drunk with a drunk woman.


Oh I'm Usually out in the parking lot at about 3 am with the drunk old ladies
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Old 08-13-2003 | 05:58 PM
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then instead of a choice between the two you wouldn't have anything but the trusty bottle of lotion and a paper towel...
Wait, I get the lotion, but what am I supposed to do with the paper towel?
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Old 08-13-2003 | 06:37 PM
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I always carry wet wipes with me to clean her chin up
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Old 08-14-2003 | 03:43 PM
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I always carry wet wipes with me to clean her chin up
And who said chivalry is dead?


And hey donzi matt- if you don't know what to do with the paper towel, then you haven't used enough lotion.
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Old 08-14-2003 | 04:06 PM
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Gotta help her out unless she has a loooooong tounge
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Old 08-14-2003 | 04:15 PM
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Hey Cap, What is a local Philly Bar? Names?
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