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Old 08-28-2003, 02:36 PM
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Hey baby, wanna go for a ride on my big dinghy?
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HAVE YA EVER SLEPT WITH A WORLD CHAMPION BEFORE? NO. DO YOU WANT TO?
IT WORKED A COUPLE OF TIMES. with my girlfriend
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Ask a girl if she's ever sipped on a margarita laying on a boat watching a sunset on a calm night.

she'll go.
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Want to go down to the bay for lunch and i will show you my dads "CIGARETTE"boat?It was a 31 Chris Craft Stinger.I scored that first night on the second half of the date and have been married to the b$#^h for 15 years One of dem dare boat w%$res.
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~Her: So which boat are we going to ride on?
~Me: mine...
~Her: Which one is yours?
~Me: that one...
~Her: WOW...............
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cigracer, the last time I tried that line, the girl started getting on the Lyman docked next to me
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LOL.
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Her: So which boat are we going to ride on?
~Me: mine...
~Her: Which one is yours?
~Me: that one...
~Her: OWE...............

~Me:I said this one
~Her: But I like this one.
~Me: Get off That boat
~Her: bye.
~Cigracer: Hey there.
~Me dammit [email protected] **** I need a bigger boat
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If you're impressed with me filling up the tanks in this big-azz boat, you should see how I can pump you full of @#$.
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my old lady gets pissed when i pick up chicks with my boat
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