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Old 09-25-2003, 12:43 AM
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Question A few questions

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners Depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .. .... They're cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Why is it that no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?

What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?

If I played a blank tape at full blast would it drive the mime next door nuts?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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Old 09-25-2003, 08:09 AM
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Hmmmm some of those were good!
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Old 09-25-2003, 08:23 AM
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Hers a few for ya Packin:
How many bearings are in a compass?

What the hell is a "tonneau" any way and why should I cover it?

Do fish fart and if so, does it make a noise?

If you pour exactly 4 ounces of water into an 8 ounce glass,is it half full or half empty? If you pour exactly 4 ounces of water out of a full 8 ounce glass is it half full or half empty? (I know where I stand on this one)

The world is full of stupid questions,too bad there aren't more smart answers
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Old 09-25-2003, 10:05 AM
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hmm, too much thinking...
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Old 09-25-2003, 12:15 PM
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Did I miss this on the Scream and Fly Site??
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Old 09-25-2003, 01:54 PM
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Why is there brail on a drive up ATM?
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