Like Tree0Likes

OT: Friday funny

Old 10-03-2003, 11:06 AM
Thread Starter
hot water's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Northern California
My Boats: 2000 382 Formula Fastech
Posts: 480
Talking OT: Friday funny

> Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate Life. Chapter 1; verses
> 1-15:
> 1. In the beginning was the Plan.
> 2. And then came the Assumptions.
> 3. And the Assumptions were without form.
> 4. And the Plan was without Substance.
> 5. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
> 6. And the Workers spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock
> of sh** and it stinks."
> 7. And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a
> crock of dung and we cannot live with the smell."
> 8. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a
> container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that
> none may abide by it."
> 9. And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a
> vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
> 10. And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one
> another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it
> is very strong."
> 11. And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto
> them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
> 12. And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto
> him, "It has very powerful effects."
> 13. And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
> 14. And the Plan became Policy.
> 15. And that is how sh** happens.
hot water is offline  
Reply With Quote

Related Topics
Thread Starter
Last Post
General Boating Discussion
11-15-2002 03:30 PM
General Boating Discussion
11-15-2002 01:49 PM
General Boating Discussion
11-15-2002 11:35 AM

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:07 PM.

Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.