An idiot at a local steel distributor once looked at the Cigarette oval sticker on my truck window and ignorantly asked me....."WHAT KIND OF DUMBASS RACES WHEN HE SMOKES?" I tried to explain it to him, but I think too many years of drug use probably prevented him from even comprehending the word "boat"

I think if you guy's had a hat to go with that T-shirt that said something along the lines of "WHAT THE F' ARE YOU LOOKIN AT" these people would tend to not be so vocal.
Well thats a good NYC stratagy anyway.

Strategy wouldn't work here. People would think:

-they need to respond to the question

-or-

-they would still make assanine comments, but without actually looking at me!

These people really are incredibly stupid and arrogant! That's a bad combination.