This is too funny!


To all my Real Friends


For those of you who are tired of the usual "friend" poems, here is a
touch of reality.

When you are sad......I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue......I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile......I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared....... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried......I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

When you are confused......I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.

When you are sick......Stay the hell away from me until you're well
again, I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall......I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...... I pledge till the end.


Why, you may ask? Because you're my friend.

*hehehe too cute!

A friend will bail you out when you're in jail but a real friend will be next to you in jail.

I agree!