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Old 10-10-2003, 08:20 PM
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Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly -- a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not

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Old 10-10-2003, 09:45 PM
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You should post this on the Chicks and Boats thread. I'm sure the girls there would love it.
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If it flys, floats or f$%#ks, its cheaper to rent!
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Old 10-11-2003, 05:36 AM
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Something similar;

1. Both of them do NOT have a reverse gear. They will stay in neutral at times but they will never go backwards, not an inche...
(now that I say this I have seen a C-135 go backwards once, so it only leaves women)
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That's some funny $hit !!!!!
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