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Old 10-11-2003, 04:26 PM
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A woman walks into a shop that sells Offshore boats.
She looks around and spots the perfect boat and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the hull she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
_As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day
Ma'am, how may we help you today?"
_Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this boat cost?"
_He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your
pants when you hear what the price is.
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Old 10-11-2003, 09:26 PM
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Old 10-11-2003, 09:31 PM
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lol!!!!!!!!!
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