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Old 10-17-2003 | 12:21 PM
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What everybody said is good advice. Remember, its his "johnson" that is getting married, talking to his head wont do any good. Hell have to learn the hard way like the rest of us did.
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Old 10-17-2003 | 12:33 PM
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Pray for him and pray for the situation. It is out of your control!
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Old 10-17-2003 | 12:39 PM
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Pray for him and pray for the situation. It is out of your control!
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Old 10-17-2003 | 12:41 PM
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Ever seen the wedding singer?

start it by

"remember that time we got those 2 hookers"

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Old 10-17-2003 | 12:44 PM
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Originally posted by Audiofn
Try and remember a story from back when and tell that and wish them the best.

Jon

Thats a bad idea! It would like, remember that time you screwed that chick on my living room floor and got rug burn, or that time you nailed that chick in the other room, and that time we were drunk and I watched you smash your car into a telephone pole, etc..........
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Old 10-17-2003 | 12:45 PM
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Originally posted by BajaRunner
Ever seen the wedding singer?

start it by

"remember that time we got those 2 hookers"


Id have a million stories on him!
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Old 10-17-2003 | 01:07 PM
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Tonight, rent "Four weddings and a funeral"

As Al Buddy said, sounds like five of the same thing!
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Old 10-17-2003 | 01:17 PM
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give me the bride's adress and I will personally deliver her a plate of ex-lax brownies tonight that should post pone the wedding long enough for you to make it to the shootout tomorrow

you can thank me later

have you all ever heard of a wedding being called off becasue the bride had the screaming ****s?
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Old 10-17-2003 | 01:21 PM
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So, this is going down anyway so I need a "BEST MAN SPEECH" for the reception. How do I go about this? Any suggestions for padding the speech yet keeping it simple? Anyone done this before?

Thanks!

P.S. Should I consider carrying a flask?
I think you can find them online somewhere... Prewritten First man speech.
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Old 10-17-2003 | 01:36 PM
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Might I suggest asking those folks in the Apache threads, there all good with words!!
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