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Talking OT - Thursday Morning Funny

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. (Stop laughing! That's not the good part! ) They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now." God thinks for a second and says "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me." God thinks for a second and says "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?" Hillary replies, "I believe you're in my chair!"

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