Boat ride from He!!.....
11-12-2003, 10:19 AM
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AWWW Man does that suck
Take a gun and float on the tube and get waxed, if you see a Manatee shoot it then drag it behind the boat too
FYI, the taste like ugly chicken as do Key Deer
If things get bad you can always use the gun on yourself, or better yet the mother in law
Take a gun and float on the tube and get waxed, if you see a Manatee shoot it then drag it behind the boat too
FYI, the taste like ugly chicken as do Key Deer
If things get bad you can always use the gun on yourself, or better yet the mother in law
11-12-2003, 10:37 AM
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Tell them all that pontoons have a bad rep... they rust from the inside out. Then hole one pontoon while no one is looking then beach it when it starts listing. Scare the sh!t out of them and then rent a real boat..... Made of fiberglass...... No matter what you do though..... pack a cooler with beer.
11-12-2003, 10:43 AM
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It could be worse, she could have rented a sailboat. Just pretend you are on a go-fast that blew an engine. And its not yours. That should make the long slow painful trip a little easier. And alcohol too.
11-12-2003, 11:34 AM
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hey now remember its for Grandma!!!
talk about running up some brownie points with the wife and family
keep your kewl, deal with and SMILE the do the nasty at grandma's house
Things happen once in life for a reason, look at the possibility of something good coming out of something bad
Was that enough suckup for you feel for you 
But honestly, just count the brownie points
talk about running up some brownie points with the wife and family
keep your kewl, deal with and SMILE the do the nasty at grandma's house
Things happen once in life for a reason, look at the possibility of something good coming out of something bad
Was that enough suckup for you
feel for you But honestly, just count the brownie points
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11-12-2003, 12:20 PM
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I was in that very situation once and only once. My wife and mother-in-law fought for the whole time.
The only good thing about my story is it was only a one hour rental. Good luck man.
The only good thing about my story is it was only a one hour rental. Good luck man.
