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Old 01-07-2004, 06:25 PM
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PART B - WATERCRAFT LIABILITY COVERAGE

so on and what not..

EXCLUSIONS

We do not cover:
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F. Bodily injury or property damage arising out of sexual molestation, or any sexual activity.

Thought that odd, what brought that exclusion about?

Well we were running along and she was, while I was and then!

We were anchored up and then she said, "hey I have an idea!".

WTF, which one of us is responsible for this clause?
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Old 01-07-2004, 06:35 PM
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WHAT???? Don't Insurance companies know it is bad luck not to "break in" a new boat?!?!
 
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Old 01-07-2004, 06:42 PM
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That must be the result of the Shoregasm Insurance Fraud Act of 2001.
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So I guess they won't cover the holes in the ostrich interior from the handcuffs and the stiletto heels!!! Damn
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Something tells me that has to do with a lonely guy who forgot his drain plug
 
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In Kentucky that exclusion only applies to immediate family members and livestock.
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In Kentucky that exclusion only applies to immediate family members and livestock.
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LMAO!!!
 
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