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Old 01-18-2004, 09:05 PM
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I was told the same thing a few days ago

But what got me started was talking about my power and drives
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:19 PM
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Sad!!! So Sad!!!!
I guess its a good thing for both of you that you are rigging now. But for gods sake man, put on a little Al Green and smack her on the a$$ every once and awhile. Drive oil isnt as usefull as mint chocolate syrup. Class Dismissed!
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Old 01-18-2004, 09:34 PM
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It started that way, as so many things did, but ended when the "S" word came out (Sea Ray). I have a very short list of needs. Boats, Trucks, Sleds, Breasts. I could care less about anything else. Now whats not to like about that? and desn't that leave billions of things to do? Why was it always SHOPPING This next time I am going to tie her to the bow of my boat and run thru some 4-6s. If in the end of 30 minutes she still has a smile on her face, I will go another 30 minutes because she is LIEING and could probably hold her breath for 30 minutes. After that, I will let her move in.
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Debbie gets moist over the sound of twin BBC's coming across the bay. She jumps up and gets on a point like a bird dog when she hears the first sound of one.
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"point like a bird dog"
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Old 01-18-2004, 10:45 PM
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To hell with the boats it only takes a few drinks !
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Well buddy, I guess you know why I am the GOOD husband It's not ALL about boat ya know, you gotta take care of the little woman too! The only reason the SeaRay went south is 'cause SHE wanted it to......BIG bedroom, duh! She does like her afternoon "naps". You guys in for the Miami boat show? Let me know, maybe we'll bring the 'Ray down for the weekend.
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It is a very delicate balancing act that I seem to be the master at screwing up!!!!
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Parnell,
You should have shown the judge the pics of her driving the 35 Cig (I think i have one or two of them )
then have her explain how much she was hating that

Sgrady,

Couldn't have said it any better myself

Sean,,
I think my girl is having an affair with the manufacturer of the cigarette cloths
every time i turn around she has another cigarette outfit

we are now working on adding a Nor-Tech wing to her boat cloths closet this girl would wear nothing but Boat stuff if she could get away with it

we fight over who gets to read the boat mags first
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