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Ron P 02-10-2004 02:29 PM

Hey Miller, Happy Birthday.

It will make you feel much better if you post a naked picture of her on here. Not for us mind you...just to cleanse your soul a bit. Ok...maybe for us too.:D

jafo 02-10-2004 03:44 PM

Happy Birthday Miller!
Don't worry about the flaky woman- they're plenty more out there (maybe the next one will have Skater!:p )

Just cuious....what did you decide to do about a dog?
Lots less problems with one of those!:D

Reed Jensen 02-10-2004 07:05 PM

Quote from Blonde cig chick... should the women of this board say "men, and intelligent words are inherent contraditions"? DUH! Don't mind my comment Cig Chick... I just don't care for the type of woman that Miller was going with... they all seem to have a heightened sense of entitlement based solely upon gender.

gdfatha 02-10-2004 07:48 PM


Originally posted by Audiofn
Ok I am still thinking about the possibility of a threesome with Jenna Jamison. Oh and of course the things that that dirty DIRTY girl must have liked to do :D:D
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Rumor has it that Jenna can do things with saliva that is beyond..well incredible....:crazy: :fish: :drool:

impulsive 02-10-2004 07:50 PM

There are plenty of good women out there. However, very hard to find. Women like your ex will never be happy with anything from anyone at anytime...EVER!!!

The reason I said go out and bang chicks is because it worked for me. I got in shape, lost weight and started feeling better about myself.Don't lie to them, tell them the truth that you just got over a serious relationship and you just want to have fun. Some women will run but most will stick around for a while. Either way your being honest with them.

Now i have a good girl. Only problem is I gained 30lbs and have to lose it again:D . Go figure:rolleyes:

BuzzinBye! 02-10-2004 08:51 PM

Happy Birthday Miller,

sorry about the bad day.

Mine was feb 9th turned 32

Continue your search for a SANE top gun owning aston martin driving pornstar lover!!!!

Dan

WARPAINT 02-10-2004 09:29 PM

Turned 39 on February 4th.And you thought you had it bad.Miller atleast you still have your looks.I am quite simply a washed up old married dude;)

BTW, my wife has a thing for Anjelina Joli(sp) I dont hold that against her :D


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