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Miller 02-09-2004 10:22 PM

OT: Birthday's SUCK!
 
If I ever decide to acknowledge my birthday again, or worse make plans to celebrate it, someone SHOOT ME!

It was this past weekend and was a disaster...just like every past birthday since I was a small child (I can't actually remember a good one, but suppose they happened way, way back when).

This one started with a break-up between my girlfriend and I (a girl who owns a Cigarette Top Gun and loves speed). We broke-up the night before my birthday. Then things actually went DOWNHILL! :mad:

At least they only happen once a year. :p But, I'm only 31, so I probably will have to suffer through many, many more.... :(

Reed Jensen 02-09-2004 10:57 PM

Did you get a birthday present first??? .... I didn't think so... :mad:

Miller 02-09-2004 10:58 PM

Yeah. She also drives an Aston Martin. But, I actually liked her before I found out about the toys and that her idolization of Jenna Jameson...or her psychosis. :eek:

Maybe the next one will be less nuts...but I doubt it!

MitchStellin 02-09-2004 11:43 PM

Yeh, really sorry to hear about the boat. I could put up with three or four personalities for a Top Gun. :D

cigarette1 02-10-2004 01:04 AM

Be strong, it'll be alright ....... damn, too bad about the boat

;)

Audiofn 02-10-2004 07:11 AM

Ok I am still thinking about the possibility of a threesome with Jenna Jamison. Oh and of course the things that that dirty DIRTY girl must have liked to do :D:D

Danny Usnik 02-10-2004 07:25 AM

Happy B-Day anyway.


Don't be to hard on yourself. There are lots of other girls out there that drive Aston Martins and Top Guns and love Porn stars. Just keep looking. I know I will.:D :D

Formula Outlaw 02-10-2004 07:40 AM

Thirty one huh? Jee, that leaves the possibility open for countless more disasters. I hate them too. I don't even talk about them any more. Like everybody else said, too bad about the boat. Cheer up, maybe the next one will have a Tiger or Rough Rider. :)

Sydwayz 02-10-2004 10:06 AM

Well the circumstances blow, but again, happy B-day.

Miller 02-10-2004 10:11 AM

Thanks for the support guys. But, as you can imagine, to give up a Top Gun owning, Aston Martin DB7 Vantage Volante driving, Jenna Jameson idolizing girl who works as an editior at a swimsuit magazine and once appeared in Playboy (she sounds great now that I write this), you know she had to BE CRAZY and had to have done something REALLY UNFORGIVEABLE! But, that's what happened. At this point, I'd settle for a "Normal" and "Easy to be Around" girl. :rolleyes:

Oh well. Just goes to prove that lots of people who look like the ones to idolize have severe issues as well. Besides, I couldn't play at her level and she thought that made it okay for her to treat me like a lesser individual. I can't put up with that.

Now, if only she were the single problem with the birthday. Unfortunately, even if things were perfect with her, my birthday still would have SUCKED! :mad: It was just a bad, bad day. At least it is OVER! :eek:


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