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03-16-2004, 06:26 PM

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M_Boats: Cigarette Boat
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M_Boats: Cigarette Boat

From: Honshells
Subject: M_Boats: Cigarette Boat
Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 22:13:22 -0800

That's outstanding, Connie. Absolutely OUTSTANDING! :-) Could we put M t-shirt
sales profits toward your
Cigarette Race? --Craig

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From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Thursday, February 26, 2004 10:09 AM
Subject: Cigarette Boat

Hi Craig,

I too learned to curse at Cigarette boats, but then in a moment of
sundown introspection, sitting in the cockpit with Martini in hand I
thought, what the Cigarette boat owners need is a proper challenge so
that they can demonstrate their manhood, and impress their bikini clad
girlfriends.

I propose an annual race for Cigarette boats.

The course is laid out in a figure eight over a solid rock ledge that is
just awash at low tide in the middle of the course.

The race is scheduled on a falling tide.

Boats start at one minute intervals.

Cigarette owners race for the enjoyment of the spectators, and to prove
what heros they are to each other.

There will be crashes and eventually, as the tide keeps falling, bottoms
get ripped out of boats as they cross the rock ledge, and they sink.

The last cigarette still afloat is the winner. He gets to wear another
gold chain and sport another Lolita in a bikini on his foredeck.

The beauty of my suggestion is:

It allows the cigarette owners to prove how macho they are.

It removes the majority of cigarette boats from circulation until the
loosing owners buy new ones.

New boat building helps the economy

Next year we do it again.

Meanwhile, sailors will enjoy peace and quiet.

Does anyone want to contribute to the Cigarette Race prize fund?

Connie

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