LOL Bonnie you're funny. There are a LOT of cops on this forum.

How the hell did this get so serious?

I went to a porn store this weekend....Sorry just trying to lighten the mood in the room. Lofty's right it's just getting too serious

Porn store?!?!?! We have a great one in San Francisco called Frenchies. It's just up the street from the old Farrell Brothers. Now THERE is a place stories come from.

Lofty I hear ya.

Bonnie, I worked as a cop for over 6 years, and I cant say I dissagree with you.

I grew up in the inner city, we had our own set of laws. Those included how to treat people who abused women.

Terra,, naughty naughty girl. What you get????

See I knew that would lighten the mood. RWI- can't tell ya, it's a secret

You, keep a secret. Ha! We all know you better than that.

You're right it is serious...but I wasn't kidding.

LOL at the Porn store. I think those lil swings should come with a warning:

You may get stuck in here. Don't buy it if you're not flexible and whatever you do, make sure you attach it to an actual beam or stud. Wouldn't you feel stupid if you had to call 911 because it fell from the ceiling and you hurt yourself.

I can just read the ambulance report now. Oh, and by the way maam, when you're out of the hospital and feeling better, give me a call. LMAO

Quote Ice Angle : The other day I was cruising the local "Dildo Mart"...

I don't think my exact words were "Dildo Mart" but hey whatever you want to call it. There was some freaky crap there, but hey whatcha' gonna do without the kids for 2 weeks

Ice...thanks (avitar). I had some help with that. I wasn't going to do it, but the CNB family talked me into it. I figured I'd get into too much trouble. People seem to take it with the humor it's intended.

Rolly, 6 years....that job can really jade you. Hopefully you escaped with minimal distortions. My take - wayyyy too much time spent on traffic tickets, drunk people and domestic abuse.