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Old 07-17-2004, 11:01 PM
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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know,
dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My
face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."

She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make
me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a
soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, ..there's nothing wrong with your

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 AM at
St. Anthony's Memorial Chapel.

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That's funny chit! LMAO ROTF
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