Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
08-27-2004, 07:56 AM
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Tell us Chrissy, were you born such a retarded chithead, or were you originally a slug who managed to rise to such prominence? You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper. You are to mankind what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods. You're so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your azz so that you can hear me kick your azz. You're so dumb, when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope. They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
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The All-star converse with the pink leotard get-up has got to go...
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The 5cent refund at the recycling plant doesn't apply to cans of pickled goat's-azz, so you might as well turn around and throw them in the trash!
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The All-star converse with the pink leotard get-up has got to go...
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The 5cent refund at the recycling plant doesn't apply to cans of pickled goat's-azz, so you might as well turn around and throw them in the trash!
08-27-2004, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by IceAngel
Allan darling, it's sad that you have so much anger, but then again I don't know anyone that wouldn't be frustrated after having to change out the Cheerio after ever few strokes because of the over use of K-Y lube while your Sweatin to the Oldies tape gets eaten by the VCR after the 4,000th viewing. But that is ok because.....
Box of Cheerios......................$2.50
K-Y Jelly...............................$5.99
Sweatin to the Oldies Video......$4.99
Seeing Allan Smile............................PRICELESS
Box of Cheerios......................$2.50
K-Y Jelly...............................$5.99
Sweatin to the Oldies Video......$4.99
Seeing Allan Smile............................PRICELESS
08-27-2004, 08:11 AM
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Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
Originally Posted by Baja Daze
Tell us Chrissy, were you born such a retarded chithead, or were you originally a slug who managed to rise to such prominence? You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper. You are to mankind what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods. You're so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your azz so that you can hear me kick your azz. You're so dumb, when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope. They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
P.S.
The All-star converse with the pink leotard get-up has got to go...
P.S.S.
The 5cent refund at the recycling plant doesn't apply to cans of pickled goat's-azz, so you might as well turn around and throw them in the trash!
P.S.
The All-star converse with the pink leotard get-up has got to go...
P.S.S.
The 5cent refund at the recycling plant doesn't apply to cans of pickled goat's-azz, so you might as well turn around and throw them in the trash!
PUHHHHLEEEESE dont tell me it took you 2 days to come up with that..
Little Johnny from the, by the way,, what grade is little Johnny in now, can lay down more smack than your feeble minded attempt.. By the way, looks to me like you got half that reply from 101 ways to insult somebody's mom for DUMMIES book.. Your a real treasure Nick,, somebody should have burried you right after the doctor smacked your mom, I heard the best part of you dribbled down her leg... 
08-27-2004, 08:14 AM
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Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
Originally Posted by THRILLSEEKER
Hey look its a picture of allan and Chris
Now that is some FUNNY chit right there...
I can hear it now,,, SMITHERS you nincumpoop,, I told you to hold still and quit squirming, take it like the beyotch you are, or your FIRED.. !!
08-27-2004, 08:23 AM
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OCG, it's certainly not wrong for us to derive amusement from these clowns. Would you like to share in our bottle of tequila and popcorn? I'm sure these guys, and I use that term loosely, will be breaking out the Village People music any moment.
08-27-2004, 09:09 AM
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Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
Originally Posted by Ange
I'm sure these guys, and I use that term loosely, will be breaking out the Village People music any moment.
I can hear it now Y - M -C - A, followed by a rousing rendition of "In the Navy".
Now let's assign the guys thier parts:
Allan would have to be the Indian dude cause he thinks the feathers are pretty.
Packin would be the cop cause he knows how all the other men feel about a guy in uniform
Thrillseeker could be the construction worker cause he thinks the "Daisy Duke" short look H O T on him.
And last but not least Chris is the biker guy cause leather is sexy isn't it?
I can see a 2005 US tour in the works
08-27-2004, 09:32 AM
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Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
Originally Posted by IceAngel
I can hear it now Y - M -C - A, followed by a rousing rendition of "In the Navy".
Now let's assign the guys thier parts:
Allan would have to be the Indian dude cause he thinks the feathers are pretty.
Packin would be the cop cause he knows how all the other men feel about a guy in uniform
Thrillseeker could be the construction worker cause he thinks the "Daisy Duke" short look H O T on him.
And last but not least Chris is the biker guy cause leather is sexy isn't it?
I can see a 2005 US tour in the works
Now let's assign the guys thier parts:
Allan would have to be the Indian dude cause he thinks the feathers are pretty.
Packin would be the cop cause he knows how all the other men feel about a guy in uniform
Thrillseeker could be the construction worker cause he thinks the "Daisy Duke" short look H O T on him.
And last but not least Chris is the biker guy cause leather is sexy isn't it?
I can see a 2005 US tour in the works
OMG! I am laughing so hard I am in pain! Do you think there is going to 2005 calender? If so, go ahead and put me down for 2. One for home and one for the office.
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