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Old 08-31-2004, 02:40 PM
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I think I know this girl..

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls"
and told my husband that I would be home by midnight "I promise."

"Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3A.M, a bit loaded, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine
times.

I was really Proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution (even when Totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight". He didn't seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
Three times, then said "Oh crap." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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