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Old 09-07-2004, 02:50 PM
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...if you pay more in boat gas a month than all other monthly payments combined.
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:52 PM
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If you put up with all of your "other half's chit" about the boat and just smile serenely.
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Old 09-07-2004, 03:41 PM
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If you've never owned a boat that wasn't for sale.
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Old 09-07-2004, 04:24 PM
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I am a real boater because i spend more time boating than I do cleaning the boat, unlike most of you!
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You know your a REAL Offshore boater if you have ever pushed the throttles "Just a little further" to see if she'll break!!!
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:39 PM
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Wow, I'm at about 96%
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Old 09-07-2004, 09:51 PM
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...when you are approaching a monster wake and you tell your passengers to "stow all belongings" and "prepare for takeoff"!
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Old 09-07-2004, 11:46 PM
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If at least one of your kids was conceived onboard! (GLH)
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Old 09-08-2004, 12:19 AM
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Your dog's name is MERCURY and his doghouse started out an engine crate.
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