So, did you decide which H.H.H (Hungry Hungry Hippo) you are bringing to the reunion

Hope it's a buffet CAP!! That way you can get her/it a plate/tray and put her in the corner to feed and your friends won't see her

Make sure she has a belly button ring so you have something to drag her away from the buffet line with.

Bull Ring thru her/it's nose!!

My twentieth was about a month ago.

I thought about who I still was in contact with from 20 years ago, and I decided that just because I wasn't fat and bald yet, didn't mean that I wanted to see who was.

I went boating instead.

I get enough action without trolling through the newly divorced with so much baggage that they need a bellhop.

I didn't feel like standing around repeating what I currently do 450 times and meeting spouses whose names I wouldn't remember and whose faces I would never see again anyway.

And I LIKED high school. Can't imagine if I had hated it.

She's so big you have to hire rodeo clowns to be able toget the groceries in the house.

touch my belly button ring and I'll beat you....really....



And I think you guys are all being a little hard on the guy.

yup...I'm going to leave it worded just like that too.

See, Augie is getting all pretty for ya. Just don't try to grab his belly button ring and pull him away from the chow line or he'll hit you with his baseball bat.

He's even got his cute little Party Princess hat on fer ya.

Just don't get him drunk, he get's aweful horny.

No massage with happy ending??