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Old 10-05-2004, 01:06 PM
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Hey Cap,

Just promise us that if you order from "Rent a Chick" that you and she get your lies straight ahead of time.

And make it something ridiculous like she is your stepdaughter and now you are in love. Or something Jerry Springerish like that. Please?
Maybe she was in your church youth group (that you were the leader)?

Plus.... we will need a pic of the two of you on the big night.

Extra points for getting a foreign woman who smiles but speaks no English. Tell your old high school friends that you got her from a catalog for 2,500 bucks and three dozen chickens.
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Extra points for getting a foreign woman who smiles but speaks no English. Tell your old high school friends that you got her from a catalog for 2,500 bucks and three dozen chickens.
OMG you're on a roll today!

Cap...all the cool, single banker guys in NYC are doing this now. I'm not kidding. It's a trend. You'll be the coolest guy at the reunion. Of the banker guys I've talked to, the one common theme is that they are very serving - all they have to do is think they want coffee and a fresh cup is before them before it comes out of their mouth.

I'm sure it applies elsewhere too.
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Cap...all the cool, single banker guys in NYC are doing this now. I'm not kidding. It's a trend. You'll be the coolest guy at the reunion. Of the banker guys I've talked to, the one common theme is that they are very serving - all they have to do is think they want coffee and a fresh cup is before them before it comes out of their mouth.

I'm sure it applies elsewhere too.


I hope that you mean elsewhere in the US young lady.
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Ummmm....yes and no.
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Old 10-05-2004, 04:54 PM
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I went to my 25th. It was kind of cool to see that the hot chicks that turned me down got fat.

I had a good time talking to them with a ''whew, sure dodged a bullet here'', look on my face.

My 30th was a couple of years ago and I just could`nt do it again so I just went to a local drinking establishment instead.
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I was going to my class reunion but it didn't happen as I was the only one still alive.
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Old 10-14-2004, 02:12 PM
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I was going to my class reunion but it didn't happen as I was the only one still alive.
No...every day is a class reunion!
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My 10 year is this Saturday. The funny thing is, when I was younger I always wanted to show up successfull and stuck it in everyones face. Now that I am doing well, I am planning on just telling everyone that I am in the Blue Man show in Vegas and live in an airstream trailer outside of Pahrump. I just want to see all the guys that knocked up there girlfriends, and all the cheerleaders that got fat!
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