Class reunion date needed
10-05-2004 | 12:06 PM
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Re: Class reunion date needed
Hey Cap,
Just promise us that if you order from "Rent a Chick" that you and she get your lies straight ahead of time.
And make it something ridiculous like she is your stepdaughter and now you are in love. Or something Jerry Springerish like that. Please?
Maybe she was in your church youth group (that you were the leader)?
Plus.... we will need a pic of the two of you on the big night.
Extra points for getting a foreign woman who smiles but speaks no English. Tell your old high school friends that you got her from a catalog for 2,500 bucks and three dozen chickens.
Just promise us that if you order from "Rent a Chick" that you and she get your lies straight ahead of time.
And make it something ridiculous like she is your stepdaughter and now you are in love. Or something Jerry Springerish like that. Please?
Maybe she was in your church youth group (that you were the leader)?
Plus.... we will need a pic of the two of you on the big night.
Extra points for getting a foreign woman who smiles but speaks no English. Tell your old high school friends that you got her from a catalog for 2,500 bucks and three dozen chickens.
10-05-2004 | 12:11 PM
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Re: Class reunion date needed
Originally Posted by fund razor
Extra points for getting a foreign woman who smiles but speaks no English. Tell your old high school friends that you got her from a catalog for 2,500 bucks and three dozen chickens.
Cap...all the cool, single banker guys in NYC are doing this now. I'm not kidding. It's a trend. You'll be the coolest guy at the reunion. Of the banker guys I've talked to, the one common theme is that they are very serving - all they have to do is think they want coffee and a fresh cup is before them before it comes out of their mouth.
I'm sure it applies elsewhere too.
10-05-2004 | 12:29 PM
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Re: Class reunion date needed
Originally Posted by Bonnie Outlaw
Cap...all the cool, single banker guys in NYC are doing this now. I'm not kidding. It's a trend. You'll be the coolest guy at the reunion. Of the banker guys I've talked to, the one common theme is that they are very serving - all they have to do is think they want coffee and a fresh cup is before them before it comes out of their mouth.
I'm sure it applies elsewhere too.
I'm sure it applies elsewhere too.
I hope that you mean elsewhere in the US young lady.
10-05-2004 | 03:54 PM
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Re: Class reunion date needed
I went to my 25th. It was kind of cool to see that the hot chicks that turned me down got fat.
I had a good time talking to them with a ''whew, sure dodged a bullet here'', look on my face.
My 30th was a couple of years ago and I just could`nt do it again so I just went to a local drinking establishment instead.
I had a good time talking to them with a ''whew, sure dodged a bullet here'', look on my face.
My 30th was a couple of years ago and I just could`nt do it again so I just went to a local drinking establishment instead.
10-14-2004 | 03:47 PM
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Re: Class reunion date needed
My 10 year is this Saturday. The funny thing is, when I was younger I always wanted to show up successfull and stuck it in everyones face. Now that I am doing well, I am planning on just telling everyone that I am in the Blue Man show in Vegas and live in an airstream trailer outside of Pahrump. I just want to see all the guys that knocked up there girlfriends, and all the cheerleaders that got fat!
