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Winner of "The Irish Toast"

Old 10-29-2004, 01:01 PM
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of
me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
prize for the best toast of the night.

" She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very
nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She
said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised
meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the
last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other
time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

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Old 10-29-2004, 03:32 PM
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