Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
01-14-2005, 12:57 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by tiufb
Tell her the cruiser will make her butt look big!
01-14-2005, 01:13 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by tiufb
Tell her the cruiser will make her butt look big!
Tiufb, Family Guy; Nice Avatar! Giggitty, Giggitty, Giggitty
Quag quote From the show to a girl:
Quag: "How old are you?"
Girl: 15
Quag: 18
Girl: I'm going to get my mom.
Quag: I like where this is going.
Cracks me up everytime!!!
01-14-2005, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DJD
Exactly!! Don't forget the super secret boat accounting process...
Him: Look what i got for the boat today
Her: How much did THAT cost?
Him: $250 (when it actually cost $2500) Always drop the last zero!!!! A $250 part cost a mere $25 and a $25 item was a steal at a low, low price of $2.
Him: Look what i got for the boat today
Her: How much did THAT cost?
Him: $250 (when it actually cost $2500) Always drop the last zero!!!! A $250 part cost a mere $25 and a $25 item was a steal at a low, low price of $2.
Hmmm have you been talking with Mr P, sounds familiar
01-14-2005, 01:48 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
tell her every dollar you spend on the boat you will give her a dollar for jewery
I think maybe you should talk to Mr P, you have good ideas
01-14-2005, 01:49 PM
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My advice is to make a friend or two with an OS and then have them take you on a poker run and she will see how much fun it can be.
01-14-2005, 01:51 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by saubouin
What did you get her up to?
01-14-2005, 06:03 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
How about the good old
"Please Please Please Please...etc. Until she finally gives in.
or just bribe her with jewelry and a new car...
"Please Please Please Please...etc. Until she finally gives in.
or just bribe her with jewelry and a new car...
