Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
01-14-2005, 06:06 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Honey! Look what I just bought!
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01-14-2005, 06:38 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
Originally Posted by cuda
It always has. I'll be damned if someone can tell me how to spend it, unless she told me how to make it.
01-14-2005, 06:47 PM
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I got divorced. I didn't have to fight or beg for anything anymore. Especially sex.
01-14-2005, 07:27 PM
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"honey, either i'm getting a bigger boat or you're getting a really huge set of fake tits, you choose"
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01-14-2005, 07:40 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
"I want to go boat racing", I kept saying to her, as we went to dozens of boat races throughout the country since 1994!!!
She said: "you go ahead and buy that boat, you've always wanted one............but I don't want you to go racing!"..........OK!
Now she says: "let's go out in the boat", at least once a week! I love this woman!
It did take me ten years to get here!!!
She said: "you go ahead and buy that boat, you've always wanted one............but I don't want you to go racing!"..........OK!
Now she says: "let's go out in the boat", at least once a week! I love this woman!
It did take me ten years to get here!!!
01-14-2005, 07:50 PM
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"Honey, I am going to take up a new hobby........ offshore powerboating or gonna try anal sex with you often..... you choose."
01-14-2005, 09:01 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
All kidding aside my position has always been..."its easier to ask forgiveness than permission"
01-14-2005, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Woogie
Best one yet Rush. I really don't think its a matter of "asking" permission for most of us - its weather or not she will enjoy it with you - if not there will be friction. Most women like to drive boats - part of the contol module.
Then again, I don't ask her how much I can spend on a boat, and she doesn't ask me how much she can spend on whatever she wants to do.
01-14-2005, 09:39 PM
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Re: Give me your best lines for selling your spouse on an Offshore Performance boat
its an all day deal to go anywhere in a cruiser.
you can go from the 7mm to big dicks and back in a few of hours in a performance boat and have lunch while your there. if you take the cruiser she will have to cook lunch and dinner along the way
something else you could try:
mid afternoon , saturday , memorial day weekend , take her for a ride in a single engine small cruiser.
4 days later , take her for a ride in that formula you want
you can go from the 7mm to big dicks and back in a few of hours in a performance boat and have lunch while your there. if you take the cruiser she will have to cook lunch and dinner along the way
something else you could try:
mid afternoon , saturday , memorial day weekend , take her for a ride in a single engine small cruiser.
4 days later , take her for a ride in that formula you want
01-14-2005, 09:52 PM
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Before I bought my 1990 292sr1 years back, I said two things. One, a 31 foot boat will ride much better. Two, it has an enclosed head and a nice cabin. Last, but not least, it has TWO engines instead of one, in case we have engine trouble... It worked fine back then; but, now she's wanting a cruiser or at least a boat with more cockpit space 
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It worked fine back then; but, now she's wanting a cruiser or at least a boat with more cockpit space ...
