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Edward R. Cozzi

03-11-2005 07:27 AM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

What do you call 100 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

A good Start!

BgBoost1

03-11-2005 11:33 AM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

Here is a neat Spin......

A Guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and loudly proclaims "All LAWYERS ARE A$$ HOLES"............Guy from the other side of the bar says......."Hey that offends me".........the other guy says "Why are you a Lawyer??"........He says "No..........I am an A$$ HOLE!!!!"

Wasabe

03-11-2005 12:37 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

Kool Klaatu. :evilb:

Phknlwyr

03-11-2005 03:11 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

Quote:

Originally Posted by packinair

A doctor, a dentist and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.

They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside. The dentist yelled, "it's a miracle!"

"No", said the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy!"

You're an ass. Hate us until you need us, then you love us.

Hydrocruiser

03-11-2005 04:29 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

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Originally Posted by Phknlwyr

You're an ass. Hate us until you need us, then you love us.

Ya think? :D

Phknlwyr

03-11-2005 05:04 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

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Originally Posted by Hydrocruiser

Ya think? :D

I don't think. I know.

Waterfoul

03-11-2005 05:25 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

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Originally Posted by Phknlwyr

You're an ass. Hate us until you need us, then you love us.

Love is a strong word......

eMotiondriver

03-11-2005 06:12 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phknlwyr

You're an ass. Hate us until you need us, then you love us.

But yet you'll suck pickle to keep a client.. Maybe not U but :evilb:

No matter if they were wrong or right or :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

CAP071

03-11-2005 06:17 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

[QUOTE=eMotiondriver

No matter if they were wrong or right or :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Just like in that movie Devil's Advocate :rolleyes:

Wasabe

03-11-2005 06:34 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?

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Originally Posted by KOOL KLAATU

This message has been deleted by KOOL KLAATU. Reason: thought i was in the bilge . sorry

:evilb:

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