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packinair 03-10-2005 12:05 AM

calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 
A doctor, a dentist and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.

They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside. The dentist yelled, "it's a miracle!"

"No", said the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy!"

PhantomChaos 03-10-2005 01:20 AM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 
:D :D :D :D :drink: :drink:

CigDaze 03-10-2005 07:47 AM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 
lol :D :D :D

X-Rated30 03-10-2005 07:59 AM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 
Yes. It is. You got a problem with that? :cool:

dkwestern 03-10-2005 08:31 AM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 
:D :D :D :D Good One

thedonz 03-10-2005 09:38 AM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 
What do you have when you have a lawyer up to his neck in sand?




.......not enough sand



What's the best contraceptive for a lawyer?



......his personality



What do you have when....wait...I'm a lawyer....disregard the foregoing!

44MTI 03-10-2005 03:11 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 
Why do lawyer were ties?

To keep their foreskin down.

Ms PatriYacht 03-10-2005 04:13 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 
42, I don' get that one :(

Edward R. Cozzi 03-10-2005 05:09 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 
He meant WEAR ties!

RebarBox 03-10-2005 06:57 PM

Re: calling OSO laywers, is this true?
 

Originally Posted by 42MTI
Why do lawyer were ties?

To keep their foreskin down.

LMAO!!! :drink:

That was good :D :D :D


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