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Old 03-10-2005, 12:05 AM
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A doctor, a dentist and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.

They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside. The dentist yelled, "it's a miracle!"

"No", said the doctor, "That's just professional courtesy!"
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Old 03-10-2005, 01:20 AM
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Old 03-10-2005, 07:59 AM
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Yes. It is. You got a problem with that?
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Old 03-10-2005, 09:38 AM
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What do you have when you have a lawyer up to his neck in sand?




.......not enough sand



What's the best contraceptive for a lawyer?



......his personality



What do you have when....wait...I'm a lawyer....disregard the foregoing!
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Why do lawyer were ties?

To keep their foreskin down.
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42, I don' get that one
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He meant WEAR ties!
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Why do lawyer were ties?

To keep their foreskin down.
LMAO!!!

That was good
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