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Old 01-24-2003 | 04:48 PM
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Sounds like your not afraid to get your hands dirty or chip a nail. That's good.
You're right, it is like a car engine only more specialized.

Go ahead, offer to help. I know I wouldn't turn down assistance.
In fact, I have trouble getting the wife to do anything with the boat besides go out in it.


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That's funny you mention that! He's the one who wants me to have nails, I hate them! Anyway, I love working on engines, this is however a bigger project that I know what to do with. He comes on here a lot, and since I want to learn more, he told me to sign on. We live in Utah, so there's not many avid boaters around.. I can see why he's on here all day (oops, I mean, "at work")
 
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Old 01-24-2003 | 07:45 PM
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You have no idea how much help it is just to have someone around to had stuff up to you in the boat. I HATE working on mine when nobody is around. As soon as I get in, I realize something I didn't bring up with me.
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Old 01-25-2003 | 02:39 PM
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Cuba -
That's what I've been good for so far! And I've gotten so good at that job, he doesn't even NEED to ask for a beer! It also helps that I know what tools are which (and his toolboxes are fairly well organized) We just run into problems if I don't hear him correctly.... new cinch ties, new wrench size, they sound the same if he's in the boat and I'm on the ground!
 
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Old 01-25-2003 | 04:41 PM
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Hey LittleE???
You have any single sisters

Wish I could find a lady that enjoys performance boating
Not to mention one so willing and capable of helping

Most women in MN just want a pontoon or a cruiser
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Old 01-27-2003 | 10:37 AM
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I do have a younger sister who is single, but she lives in Washington The good news is we built an enging hoist! Well, he built it, I just screwed up the measurements
 
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Old 01-27-2003 | 10:46 PM
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Read and learn....


Dear Abby:
Q: My husband-to-be owns a big boat and all his old girlfriends still show up for a day on the lake. I’m afraid he will not be faithful if he keeps the boat.
Abby: A man’s capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus, by having a few other women, your partner is really increasing his love for you. Best thing to do is wax the boat, cook him a nice meal and don’t mention this aspect of his behavior.
Q: My husband spends too much time on the lake with the boys.
Abby: This is perfectly natural behavior - and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasurable, a day on the lake with the boys is a stressful affair, and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best thing to do is to buy him a new GPS for the boat, cook him a nice meal and don’t mention this aspect of his behavior.
Q: My husband wants to experience three-way sex with me and my sister on his boat.
Abby: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an issue, this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some cousins involved? If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives, buy him stainless trim tabs for the boat, cook him a nice meal and don’t mention this aspect of his behavior.
Q: My husband goes straight to sleep after making love on his boat- we have no time to talk.
Abby: Sex on the boat is an extremely difficult task for a man. Afterwards he needs rest. In fact, the more he loves you, the more hard work his love-making is, and the more rest he needs. Stop putting pressure on him. Buy him a bigger engine for the boat, cook him a nice meal and don’t mention this aspect of his behavior.
Q: My husband’s efforts at lovemaking on the boat only last 30 seconds.
Abby: Your husband loves you very much. He is so turned on by you when you’re boating that he cannot control himself. In fact, the shorter the ‘effort’ the more he loves you. Return this love by buying him a new stainless 4 blade prop for the boat, cook him a nice meal and don’t mention this aspect of his behavior.
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay when boating.
Abby: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he has to work a lot to get you in the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by buying a super-charger for the boat, cook him a nice meal and don’t mention this aspect of his behavior.
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Old 01-28-2003 | 06:30 AM
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A-MEN brothers!
 
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Old 01-28-2003 | 11:13 AM
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But what if I can't cook?!?!?! Can I place legal advise in leui of baking?
 
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Old 01-28-2003 | 11:15 AM
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But what if I can't cook?! Can I place legal advice in leiu of baking
 
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Old 01-29-2003 | 12:14 AM
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Something tells me you will come up with a substitute....

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