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jdub 07-27-2010 05:28 PM


Originally Posted by Philm (Post 3168726)
:kiss:

reminds me of that scene in Pool Hall Junkies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP5sQsHTFoU


Where are you TOASTY?? Mommy ban you from the computer again because she caught you looking at shemale porn again?

Ahh...that's great. Maybe he finally relized the hole he is digging is getting pretty deep.......

TOASTY 07-27-2010 08:13 PM


Originally Posted by jdub (Post 3169219)
Ahh...that's great. Maybe he finally relized the hole he is digging is getting pretty deep.......

You have no idea....whom your dealing with
Not sure where you get your info...but lets say 1030 at the ramp!

see you then?
you have my number how about you call to confirm? and bring Larry along. Last time you hung up on me as i was begging for your forgivness so you make the call tough guy!

getting late must find a hole to crawl into...Listen why dont you have this thread poofed like larry did with his skater thread b/c hes a tool just like you. are you the one that loaned him the 50k for his skater that he didnt pay back yet???:gfight::eek:

Ps...Mother owns the boat....or wait, maybe its your mother...

TOASTY 07-27-2010 08:22 PM

i will be in LONG ISLAND ON FRi and sat morn on business but i can make the 1030. Just want you to know that i would make the trip and where from. You might want to look into that...big typer you are with your little krypto friends...go you jdummie.

i can back up the keyboard wording, you might want to ask around, this could get real dicey for you if you keep up the treats.

and i will never ask to poof a thread or move to ban a member, like you and your...whatever they are.

just know your now marked by some pretty heavy hitters. Go to sleep your done here. You want to be big time you can call me and we can settle. other then that your just JDUMMIE To me.

TOASTY 07-27-2010 09:56 PM

FOUND JDUMMIE PREACHING IT IN SOUTH NJ
PREACH ON JDUMMIE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNE8_JnTOew

jdub 07-27-2010 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169341)
You have no idea....whom your dealing with
Not sure where you get your info...but lets say 1030 at the ramp!

see you then?
you have my number how about you call to confirm? and bring Larry along. Last time you hung up on me as i was begging for your forgivness so you make the call tough guy!

getting late must find a hole to crawl into...Listen why dont you have this thread poofed like larry did with his skater thread b/c hes a tool just like you. are you the one that loaned him the 50k for his skater that he didnt pay back yet???:gfight::eek:

Ps...Mother owns the boat....or wait, maybe its your mother...

:kiss:

jdub 07-27-2010 10:12 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169352)
i will be in LONG ISLAND ON FRi and sat morn on business but i can make the 1030. Just want you to know that i would make the trip and where from. You might want to look into that...big typer you are with your little krypto friends...go you jdummie.

i can back up the keyboard wording, you might want to ask around, this could get real dicey for you if you keep up the treats.

and i will never ask to poof a thread or move to ban a member, like you and your...whatever they are.

just know your now marked by some pretty heavy hitters. Go to sleep your done here. You want to be big time you can call me and we can settle. other then that your just JDUMMIE To me.

:kiss:

jdub 07-27-2010 10:19 PM

Don't worry about this thread getting poofed. I know you keep mentioning it because your hoping it will so nobody can see how much of a douche you really are. But your words will always be able to be read here.

Why don't you enlighten me who who you really are? You keep saying I don't know who I messing with. I just thought you were a chump who likes to pretend he can hang with the big boys....am I wrong?

jdub 07-27-2010 10:22 PM

Name one heavy hitter who is willing to take a ass whooping along side of you.....

Just one...can you do that?

jdub 07-27-2010 10:31 PM

10:30 sounds good...which ramp?

Are you bringing your boat to run......?

Or are you just showing up so I can drag your narrow ass up and down the ramp a few times....?

TOASTY 07-27-2010 10:47 PM

so are you telling me you did your research??

PM me your phone number. when you called me last i didnt save...just not impt or call me. I know you want an audience of your peers to see your Jdummie typing so a confirm call will be best. Can larry bring his boat to? roll over and whisper in his ear, ask him?

i thought you knew the ramp from knowing all my business. Yeah bring your hot rod. my XR upper should be done by then.

TOASTY 07-27-2010 10:49 PM

wow 701 posts since 2001
and your 1500 since 05...i wasted a lot of typing on your simple topic.

how old are you?

TOASTY 07-27-2010 10:53 PM

so are you typing you want to "whoop my ass" prior to making the ocean run or after? and if you do "whoop my ass"
and hurt me how can i run a boat? wouldnt it be better if you beat me up after the run? just trying to follow your logic.

or is it if no boats then you whoop my ass?

please advise

jdub 07-27-2010 10:56 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169495)
so are you telling me you did your research??

PM me your phone number. when you called me last i didnt save...just not impt or call me. I know you want an audience of your peers to see your Jdummie typing so a confirm call will be best. Can larry bring his boat to? roll over and whisper in his ear, ask him?

i thought you knew the ramp from knowing all my business. Yeah bring your hot rod. my XR upper should be done by then.

Upper should be done....? Not trying to set any ground work for backing out are you?

With all the heavy hitters you know none will lend you a upper to run?

TOASTY 07-27-2010 10:59 PM

Your threats kind of remind me of another more famous person who tried to whoop on anthers ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBudzmQyI2Y

remember i never made threats to you. But be sure I BET YOU WONT WHOOP MY ASS...EVER

jdub 07-27-2010 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169499)
so are you typing you want to "whoop my ass" prior to making the ocean run or after? and if you do "whoop my ass"
and hurt me how can i run a boat? wouldnt it be better if you beat me up after the run? just trying to follow your logic.

or is it if no boats then you whoop my ass?

please advise

Oh no... I meant whoop your ass in a boat race. Sorry for the confusion. I wouldn't dare threaten bodily harm to you on a public forum......nice try though.

TOASTY 07-27-2010 11:00 PM

so are you typing you want to "whoop my ass" prior to making the ocean run or after? and if you do "whoop my ass"
and hurt me how can i run a boat? wouldnt it be better if you beat me up after the run? just trying to follow your logic.

or is it if no boats then you whoop my ass?

please advise


i dont borrow:
MONEY
BOATS
PARTS
FRIENDS
FRIENDS PARTS
FRIENDS BOATS
FRIENDS BOAT PARTS

again please tell me how you want to handle my ass whooping??

TOASTY 07-27-2010 11:00 PM

are you sure cause you stated you want to drag me up and down the ramp?? BET YOU WONT DO THAT EITHER

jdub 07-27-2010 11:01 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169496)
wow 701 posts since 2001
and your 1500 since 05...i wasted a lot of typing on your simple topic.

how old are you?

And your a post counter too...this just keeps getting better.

I agree you are a waste......

TOASTY 07-27-2010 11:04 PM


Originally Posted by jdub (Post 3169504)
Oh no... I meant whoop your ass in a boat race. Sorry for the confusion. I wouldn't dare threaten bodily harm to you on a public forum......nice try though.

well you stated you thought that the race was stupid b/c i have 5 feet and more power

so which is it? you want to whoop my ass in a boat race or whoop my ass on my body on land?

so now your stating your boat can really run the 32. B/C you had everyone going that it was a unmatched run?

please advise...again

TOASTY 07-27-2010 11:05 PM

i have asked a few questions? can you process the questions?

MY VERY OIRG statement not exact but close was:
i think your hull is quick, just not as quick as you think in rough water.
SO ALL OF THIS STARTED B/C of your silly little-man complex.
and now you want to Whoop my ass? You must have gotten straight A's in school with your ideas and logic!

HOW ABOUT THIS!!! you post your high school, college, and graduate school transcripts with your grades
and i will do the same (all schools) and as a bonus i will post the title of the 32.

cant wait to see the results.

as an addition you asked what toasty referred to. Well, when i was an infint i was not supposed to live
(which i am sure you would have loved) and the doc gave me only a few days. put me on a diet of only
burt to a krisp toast and other items. something in that diet and my fight within me allowed me to overcome what i had. I have been boating since i was 5 days old, because my folks didnt know how much time i would have left and wanted me to
enjoy the sea. i was nicked named toasty. I am sure if you have kids you would want them to exp boating. I have made some great friends boating and some not so great friends boating.

so you see, by betting you, and your simple mind and ego i have really nothing to loose. I am sure all of you hate me on this board esp this thread which i could really care less about. but i will type my thoughts honestly. and state that you are a d i c k h e a d

lets go big shot. I am ready for my ass whooping now!!

Mastercraft240 07-27-2010 11:08 PM

:bong::food-smiley-007:

jdub 07-27-2010 11:09 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169510)
well you stated you thought that the race was stupid b/c i have 5 feet and more power

so which is it? you want to whoop my ass in a boat race or whoop my ass on my body on land?

so now your stating your boat can really run the 32. B/C you had everyone going that it was a unmatched run?

please advise...again

I stated I would run "MY" 27 Kryptonite against "YOUR" 32 Bad Boy.

Unmatched? Maybe? But I'll still run you.

You have still managed to avoid the single most important question: Do you own a 32 Bad Boy?

jdub 07-27-2010 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169512)
Not really more like a post reader...
So how old are you again?

i have asked a few questions? can you process the questions?

33...your turn: Do you own a 32 Bad Boy?

jdub 07-27-2010 11:16 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169512)
Not really more like a post reader...
So how old are you again?

i have asked a few questions? can you process the questions?

MY VERY OIRG statement not exact but close was:
i think your hull is quick, just not as quick as you think in rough water.
SO ALL OF THIS STARTED B/C of your silly little-man complex.
and now you want to Whoop my ass? You must have gotten straight As in school!

how about this you post your high school, college, and graduate school transcript with your grades
and i will do the same (all schools) with the posting of the 32 title.

Man I can't keep up with all your post editing......you want my transcripts? Keep digging you'll be in China soon....hey maybe while you are there you can try the real estate market out there too:eek:

jdub 07-27-2010 11:22 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3161501)
Is that your Girl ??! Your Boobs are almost as big as hers!!
quit tainting this thread with your irelevent posts. Go sand your paint job
WOW:party-smiley-004:

This is your very original statement

jdub 07-27-2010 11:23 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3161791)
whatever, bring your boats to the ocean and lets see what you can muster through a real NJ inlet...Until then
our 32 will be top dog single.

Keep drinking larrys cool-aid
prob another GTL wannabe just like tits odonell

This is your second statement.....

jdub 07-27-2010 11:24 PM

Yeah your right they are not exact but close :rolleyes:

jdub 07-27-2010 11:34 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169512)
i have asked a few questions? can you process the questions?

MY VERY OIRG statement not exact but close was:
i think your hull is quick, just not as quick as you think in rough water.
SO ALL OF THIS STARTED B/C of your silly little-man complex.
and now you want to Whoop my ass? You must have gotten straight A's in school with your ideas and logic!

HOW ABOUT THIS!!! you post your high school, college, and graduate school transcripts with your grades
and i will do the same (all schools) and as a bonus i will post the title of the 32.

cant wait to see the results.

as an addition you asked what toasty referred to. Well, when i was an infint i was not supposed to live
(which i am sure you would have loved) and the doc gave me only a few days. put me on a diet of only
burt to a krisp toast and other items. something in that diet and my fight within me allowed me to overcome what i had. I have been boating since i was 5 days old, because my folks didnt know how much time i would have left and wanted me to
enjoy the sea. i was nicked named toasty. I am sure if you have kids you would want them to exp boating.

so you see, by betting you, and your simple mind and ego i have really nothing to loose. I am sure all of you hate me on this board which i could really care less about. but i will type my thoughts. and state that you are a d i c k h e a d

lets go big shot. I am ready for my ass whooping now!!

And yet another post edit. That's a very touching story. Look I don't hate you...I don't even know you. I just don't like how you came on here starting schit with me over nothing... without even knowing me.

In closing if you keep starting schit with me you will be on another special diet. One that consists of all your food being put in a blender and having to suck it through a straw!

excalibur82 07-28-2010 07:22 AM

Dude man up and show him the title. If not shut your mouth..

TOASTY 07-28-2010 07:35 AM

Another threat. I dont need to show anyone anything.


if upper not done can i do you with the sutphen thats not mine either?

1030

post editing is irrelevent. do you even know what that means?

TOASTY 07-28-2010 07:58 AM

...come on grades for the title? or did you miss that in your tool boxesq rage??

show me how smart you really are?

i mean did you do anything besides power and props to make your boat go? drive oils? x dem? drive spacers? lighter drive shaft? bottom work? special cyl oilers? plenum work? fuel? show me how smart you are.

or are you just a power and whoop ass type?

1030 at the ramp?? call me today we will Grind and Hammer out the details.

so far i havent heard from you. and you hung up on me when i told you i didnt care about you. yet you stated online on this forum that i was scared of you. so lets try again i will be "less scared" this time

Philm 07-28-2010 08:08 AM

you know Toasty, it is one thing to be proud of and loyal to a particular boat brand and defend it even if you dont own one. it is another thing entirely to pass off a boat as your own and make bets with a boat that isnt yours. Jdub is good people, messing with him wont get you anywhere, anywhere good that is.

Oh no John, now the upper might not be done in time, changing boats. yet another boat that he wants to run against you that isnt his. Maybe Butch will let you borrow the 388 Skater. You could keep it under 4000rpm and still monkey stomp any 32 bad boy. Who owns the boat apparently doesnt matter.

Stormrider 07-28-2010 08:56 AM

wow, i can't even come over here and read about john's project. what a cluster f@ck.

NuWaveparts.com 07-28-2010 10:28 AM

:food-smiley-007:

DonRoc 07-28-2010 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by Stormrider (Post 3169710)
wow, i can't even come over here and read about john's project. what a cluster f@ck.

Agreed, Really where did this guy come from and why did he pick this topic out of the many. If you look from the beginning he just came in bashing, not knowing anyone.
Is it ok for me to post or even maybe race someone or do I need to attach a photo of my PhD first? I am not sure of the rules. If someone I might race only has a high school diploma how many boat lengths do I need to give them as a handicap? Or would it be the other way around, and they give me a handicap due to knowing too much for my own good.
Being educated I really feel knowing the rules in advance is the only way to play fair. If someone would help by posting the rules that would be very appreciated.

It is pretty obvious "Toasty" came in here with an agenda, why we don't know. Although it was entertaining it is getting old fast. Hopefully this Saturday @ 10:30am this will be history, and we can get back to boating.

Tom A. 07-28-2010 01:30 PM

Wow! I wish I still had my Kryptonite! I could use and extra $1000 right now. I was in and out the A/C inlet last weekend. Ocean was perfect for a Kryptonite kicking a bad boys butt! Of course I used to piss off guys in their 38 Top Guns, Fountains, etc. all the time when I had mine!

jdub 07-28-2010 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by TOASTY (Post 3169668)
...come on grades for the title? or did you miss that in your tool boxesq rage??

show me how smart you really are?

i mean did you do anything besides power and props to make your boat go? drive oils? x dem? drive spacers? lighter drive shaft? bottom work? special cyl oilers? plenum work? fuel? show me how smart you are.

or are you just a power and whoop ass type?

1030 at the ramp?? call me today we will Grind and Hammer out the details.

so far i havent heard from you. and you hung up on me when i told you i didnt care about you. yet you stated online on this forum that i was scared of you. so lets try again i will be "less scared" this time

Show you how smart I am?

Grades for the title? No problem...unlike you I have nothing to hide. I'm just a college drop out who couldn't hack it. No transcripts to show. I could however give you the names of a couple cheerleaders....I'm pretty sure are grades were about the same being they did most of the work. If for any reason you thought that questioning my education would some how embarrass me you were sadly mistaken. So there you have it I have no transcripts to show....kind of like your title?

Your turn...let's see the title to your 32 Bad Boy

jdub 07-28-2010 05:44 PM

You know what forget about the title. I'll take your word for it. A simple yes or no answer will do. Chris Del Collo (TOASTY) do you own this http://www.offshoreonly.com/classifi...o30832-en.html or any 32 Bad Boy?

Noise Pollution 07-28-2010 08:09 PM

Some good entertainment here. :drink:
So where is Triple Digits when you need him?? :drink:

jdub 07-28-2010 08:14 PM

that's about all a liar is worth....entertainment value!


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