Cat Killer Returns!!!!!!!!!
#41
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I was at Desert Storm in April and MTI had its game on. First two boats leading the pack were Mike DeFrees in his 42 then Randy Scism in the new 36. Didn't see any V-hulls for a while after that. That Fountain could beat most V-hulls and should be called the V Killer. Put it up against equally powered cats with professional drivers and say "Adios".
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Fountain markets their product to the "style is more important than substance" crowd. These people aren't looking here and making analytical decisions on their performance boat purchase. They look at bling, a low monthly payment and how they can be "faster" that the majority of the other boats they'll encounter in a warranteed, turn-key, low-maintenance boat. All courtesy of the Reggie Fountain Magic Formula that no other builder has to date been able to duplicate, match or even copy.
And videos like this and the rest of the never ending stream of $hit his PR department churns out definitely appeals to the guy I just described.
And videos like this and the rest of the never ending stream of $hit his PR department churns out definitely appeals to the guy I just described.
#47

That is where is stops. The cats of equal size/HP would KILL that thing in any water except 8+ footers and maybe even then considering the layup it has.
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Boy you nailed that one. Me, I'm absurdly jelious.
I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!
I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!
#49
Boy you nailed that one. Me, I'm absurdly jelious.
I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!
I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!
Sunkin? Is that you????


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Yep, it's meeeee!
I'm just having a Reggie day.
I'm going to the store in a little bit and buy a giant enema bag. Then I'm going to stop at Borders and buy every copy of Powerboat Mag. I'm going to tear out all the Fountain ads and puree them in my blender with a quart of Stoli and an urn of fresh Maxwell House, then I'm going to give myself an enormous Reggie Fountain enema.
If I have to have Reggie's nonsense rammed up my a$$ constantly, then by God, I'll do it my self and I'll find a way to enjoy the experience!
(As I'm typing this, the little blinking banner ad below me is the "world's fastest v-bottom UIM 177.883MPH. Aw, f uck it.)
I'm just having a Reggie day.
I'm going to the store in a little bit and buy a giant enema bag. Then I'm going to stop at Borders and buy every copy of Powerboat Mag. I'm going to tear out all the Fountain ads and puree them in my blender with a quart of Stoli and an urn of fresh Maxwell House, then I'm going to give myself an enormous Reggie Fountain enema.
If I have to have Reggie's nonsense rammed up my a$$ constantly, then by God, I'll do it my self and I'll find a way to enjoy the experience!
(As I'm typing this, the little blinking banner ad below me is the "world's fastest v-bottom UIM 177.883MPH. Aw, f uck it.)




The boat is flippin awesome --- get over it !