CT B.S. Thread
02-10-2011 | 12:02 PM
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From: At the office.
You're all forgetting, size matters, and women love a 38+ft floating penis...they're attracted to it, bright colors...and they even have names on them...loud noises, we cater to a specific demographic, with large breasts and small brains, so the brighter the colors, louder the boat, the better off we are!
Disclaimer: If you have this logic, you truly are a performance boater...and you are all that is man...The End..
Ha, this was too tempting...
Disclaimer: If you have this logic, you truly are a performance boater...and you are all that is man...The End..
Ha, this was too tempting...
02-10-2011 | 12:03 PM
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i took that picture in your signature...we just recently purchased a HD1080p video camera...I am sure we will get some great boat action shots this summer. Which I will sell to you for a premium!! jk. maybe i can get into turbo eddies helicopter and do some shooting in the sound!!
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02-10-2011 | 12:28 PM
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You're all forgetting, size matters, and women love a 38+ft floating penis...they're attracted to it, bright colors...and they even have names on them...loud noises, we cater to a specific demographic, with large breasts and small brains, so the brighter the colors, louder the boat, the better off we are!
Disclaimer: If you have this logic, you truly are a performance boater...and you are all that is man...The End..
Ha, this was too tempting...
I took this picture in Lake Cumberland Kentucky..yes, that is real beaver pelt...and there is a pirate sea captain on the side giving everyone the shocker salute...I figured everyone would get a kick out of it...
Disclaimer: If you have this logic, you truly are a performance boater...and you are all that is man...The End..
Ha, this was too tempting...
I took this picture in Lake Cumberland Kentucky..yes, that is real beaver pelt...and there is a pirate sea captain on the side giving everyone the shocker salute...I figured everyone would get a kick out of it...
02-10-2011 | 12:32 PM
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I dont think you'd want it, when I took that picture they were at a boat launch, because they gouged up the lower unit, then couldn't figure out why it wouldn't go on plane with only 3 blades on the prop...it was a 4 blade prop....this was really a legitimate concern....those are real boaters..the entire interior was also hand made...
02-10-2011 | 12:36 PM
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I dont think you'd want it, when I took that picture they were at a boat launch, because they gouged up the lower unit, then couldn't figure out why it wouldn't go on plane with only 3 blades on the prop...it was a 4 blade prop....this was really a legitimate concern....those are real boaters..the entire interior was also hand made...
02-10-2011 | 12:44 PM
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Where the hell is Jeff????????? I put his battleship in my avitar so we can start sellin these Mr Magoo( all rights reserved) windshields, and for the first time EVER, hes not posting!!!!! Come on man, I cant leave an eggbeater boat in my avitar much longer!!!! LOL
02-10-2011 | 12:45 PM
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You're all forgetting, size matters, and women love a 38+ft floating penis...they're attracted to it, bright colors...and they even have names on them...loud noises, we cater to a specific demographic, with large breasts and small brains, so the brighter the colors, louder the boat, the better off we are!
Disclaimer: If you have this logic, you truly are a performance boater...and you are all that is man...The End..
Ha, this was too tempting...
I took this picture in Lake Cumberland Kentucky..yes, that is real beaver pelt...and there is a pirate sea captain on the side giving everyone the shocker salute...I figured everyone would get a kick out of it...
Disclaimer: If you have this logic, you truly are a performance boater...and you are all that is man...The End..
Ha, this was too tempting...
I took this picture in Lake Cumberland Kentucky..yes, that is real beaver pelt...and there is a pirate sea captain on the side giving everyone the shocker salute...I figured everyone would get a kick out of it...
02-10-2011 | 12:46 PM
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Are those Mercury's or Cuisinarts hangin off that rig?????? 
Last edited by JayFan; 02-10-2011 at 01:10 PM.
02-10-2011 | 12:51 PM
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Blenders...
Jay: I was reading "Absolute Insanity 2" I couldn't figure out where I'd seen the name before..then I realized....
Thankfully this one was "Temporary" haha
Jay: I was reading "Absolute Insanity 2" I couldn't figure out where I'd seen the name before..then I realized....
Thankfully this one was "Temporary" haha
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02-10-2011 | 12:55 PM
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